“I had the best idea.”
“Tonight?”
“Yeah. Best idea. For break-ins.”
“Break-ins.”
“Yeah, see, we’ll train your iguana to climb up a wall, right. Carrying a rope.”
“There are so many things wrong with this idea.”
“No, really, it’s a lizard, it climbs well. So it climbs up with a rope, and hold really tight with those claws of his-”
“-hers.”
“-hers, and we can climb up.”
“Why would we break in anywhere, anyway?”
“Because we can!”
“You should switch to water.”
“Pool? Like in True Lies?”
“Mila, you’re drunk.”
“Right! I have the best ideas when drunk.”